Tuesday 24 November 2009

You won't believe what happened to me

Today, such a bizarre thing happened to me that I just had to write it down. I am still in shock.

This afternoon, after my singing class, I was waiting at the bus stop for my bus(duh), listening to my ipod. Nothing unusual. My bags where placed by my side. My school bag first and my lunch bag further away.

I was looking to the right, minding my own business, and the next thing I see is a hand grabbing my lunch bag and running away with it.

Yep, they stole my lunch bag.

They stole my lunch bag.

Unbelievable.

The point is, he just started running and I could see him, and he was holding his trousers because they were falling off and he couldn't be much older than me and it was all just so surreal.


It's like, you moron, you just got yourself two tupperwares, a fork and a knife. Oh, and a spoon. And some napkins. All dirty. Enjoy.

I could see him running away with it, up the street, and I could only stare with my mouth open, thinking:

Someone just stole my lunch bag. Why would somebody steal my lunch bag?

It seriously looked like a bad joke or something.

Come on, if you're going to rob someone, at least do it well. Rob someone who seems to have something, not a school girl with a school bag and a lunch bag.

Douchebag.





What do you think?




Kipa

5 comments:

  1. jajaja es buenissimo!
    lo de: enjoy.
    xDxD
    I love you my darling :)

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  2. I think he was hungry

    some poor people, homeless beggars have been known to steal lunch bags or bags they know have food in them~


    Still, quite strange, I'm sure that made your day

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  3. quite amusink, non?

    catherine
    xox.

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  4. Wow. This made me laugh, you can imagine him getting round the corner, opening the bag and then finding some dirty cutlery and tuperware boxes, seriously what a weirdo XD

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  5. That's hilarious - in a bittersweet way of course.
    Deffinitely gives you a story to tell though!

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